10 Steps on How to SURVIVE Kutztown!!!!!!

Step 1: Be ACCEPTING

there are A LOT of DIFFERENT types of people roaming around ku. be nice to them.

Step 2: Ignore the SMELL

it gets really smelly. like 75% of the time. hold ur nose.

Step 3: AVOID the dining hall

it doesn't look good, smell good, or TASTE good. save urself the stomachache. ramen is ur friend.

Step 4: DON'T take classes with CRAZY professors

LOOK ON MY RATE MY PROFESSOR PLEASE

Step 5: DONT party (too hard)

thirsty thursday is acceptable once in a while but everything you've heard about 28 noble is true.

Step 6: Treat yourself

college life can be good but it's better with a cheap empanada.

Step 7: Get involved

do u like bingo? good bc we have every kind of bingo imaginabe. and i mean EVERY.

Step 8: Interact with WILDLIFE

we take hump day and service animals very seriously.

Step 9: Connect with NATURE

hammocks.

Step 10: Remember it's GOOD TO BE GOLDEN

yay kutztown! roar bears!